Golf Quips

May 14, 2009 by admin 

CIMG3624
Creative Commons License photo credit: adrianol     (1)   “A ball you can see in the rough from 50 yards away is not yours.”   (2)   “It's easier to get up at 6:00 AM to play golf than at 10:00 to mow the lawn.”   (3)   “A good drive on the 18th hole has stopped   many a golfer from giving up the game.”   (4)   “Golf is the perfect thing to do on a Sunday because you always end up having to pray a lot.”   (5)   “If there is a storm rolling in, you'll be having the game of your life.”   (6)   Golf balls are like eggs.   They're white.   They're sold by the dozen.   And you need to buy fresh ones each week!”   (7)   “Its amazing how a golfer who never helps out around the house will replace his divots, repair his ball marks and rake his sand traps.”

Related Posts

  • No Related Post
Enter Google AdSense Code Here

Comments

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!